Big news everyone, you might want to sit down for this. Okay, I Nicholas Anthony Cataldo III am creating a playlist. Phew, it feels so good to finally get that off my chest. Now this is not any ordinary playlist, like some 10-year-old school girl can make. Oh no, no. This right here is a TIMELESS Playlist. That’s right this playlist will consist of the best songs of all time. The most elite, of the elites! Normal songs can’t sit at these songs lunch table. These songs stuff all other songs in a locker and steal their girlfriends! Songs that have aged across all genres, and all generations. Songs that you can listen to in any setting, and still just feel the music take over your body and soul. You know the songs I’m talking about; I’m talking about timeless songs.
RULES & REQUIREMENTS
Now, not every great song is timeless. There are some requirements to be on this very exclusive playlist. What are the requirements you ask? Well for starters when you hear the song the entire vibe of wherever you are needs to get better. This could be in a house party, at a bar, on a road trip, studying for a test. Wherever you are, whatever you’re doing, this song comes on and the vibes are instantly sky rocketed to maximum level! Through the roof, vibes. I’m getting chills right now, just thinking about the songs that match this category. That’s pretty much the only requirement. So, without further ado let us get to our first song for our Timeless Playlist.
SONG NUMBER ONE: RETURN OF THE MACK
Arguably the greatest song of all time. Yes, you read that right, this is in contention for greatest song of all time. Some people are saying it’s even better than Beethoven’s Symphony’s. This song is older than me, it came out in 1996 and to this day, when you hear that iconic beat drop at the beginning of the song everyone goes crazy. It’s three minutes and thirty-three seconds of perfection (333 Angel number? No wonder its Godly!) Mark Morrison had no idea what he was doing, or maybe he did. Either way this is easily a timeless song, and it’s an easy # 1 spot on the Timeless Songs Playlist. Play this at your Thursday night pregame tonight and watch all your friends absolutely lose it. I bet you’re singing it right now in your head as you read this agreeing with me. Let’s sing it together:
You Lied to Me
ALL THESE TIMES I SAID THAT I LOVED YOU
You Lied to Me
YES I TRIED, YES I TRIED
You Lied to Me
EVEN THOUGH YOU KNEW I’D DIE FOR YOU
You Lied to Me
YES I CRIED YES I CRIED!
(It’s okay to let it out fellas, it will be alright)
RETURN OF THE MACK! (There it is)
RETURN OF THE MACK! (Come on)
RETURN OF THE MACK! (Oh my god)
Wow, just from typing that I can feel the songs energy.
THE TIMELESS SONGS PLAYLIST HAS BEGUN!
Well, there you have it. There is no better song to kick off the playlist than Return of the Mack. It will still be listened to long after me and you have left this earth. When the aliens come down, this should be included in the human history we give them. This is what makes this song timeless. Every few days we will be adding new songs to the playlist. If you have any suggestions, put it in the comments below. But if you give me a “timed” song instead of “timeless” you will be shunned. Oh, and one last thing, listen to Return of the Mack tonight, you won’t regret it.
P.S.
Using it in Entourage as they are attempting to get my boy Vinny Chase’s career back on track was genius. A star who was once on top of the world crumbles and falls off after a bad movie. It’s only right we get The Return of the Mack to bring him back! (Not a rapper.)
