Alright, it is about that time to add another song to our Timeless Songs Playlist. For those who are keeping track, so far, we have Return of the Mack and September. Both absolutely amazing songs. And this next one is right up there with them. I’m not even kidding with you right now; I’m getting fucking pumped up just thinking about it while writing it. Over the weekend me and my bros absolutely fucking crushed this song on the mics at Karaoke. Let me be clear, everyone loves this song.
You can’t listen to this song and not like it. It does not matter how old you are, what your gender is, if you’re gay or straight, your race, your nationality, your ethnicity, if you’re rich or poor. None of that shit matters. Because when you hear this song, everyone jams out all the same in harmony. I truly think this song could bring world peace. Let’s get Kim Jung Un, Putin, the guy who runs China, Biden, and everyone else together to listen to this song. They would all absolutely jam out to this song so hard. It would be a party of the politicians (and I’m not talkin Democratic or Republican.) So, without further ado, the next song is
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TIMELESS SONG NUMBER 3: I WANT IT THAT WAY
BROOOOOOOOOOOO! What an absolute fucking banger. There is no timeless songs playlist that is credible without this song on it. Boy Bands historically are obviously more popular with girls, but this song right here? This song is 1000% for the fellas. This song comes on and the boys are fucking jamming (so are the girls, no disrespect ladies.) You can play this song in any setting, and as soon as the strums of the guitar strings start going, everybody’s pants get wet.
No, but you know what I mean. Just like how everyone knows the iconic beat start of Return of The Mack, everyone knows the start of I Want It That Way. And once it starts, there’s no turning it off. You don’t skip this song, ever. EVER! You can play this song anywhere, and everyone in the vicinity will lose their shit. You’re at a party and this comes on, it becomes the best party you’ve ever been to. On a road trip with your friends, 6 hours in this comes on, it becomes the best road trip ever. Cleaning your room normally sucks, not when this song comes on though. You just made cleaning your room the best part of your day. I genuinely think you could play this song at a funeral, and it would lift everyone’s spirit. And aren’t our soul’s immortal? Which is just another word for timeless. Hmm that’s interesting, if you’re going by that logic then it should be a requirement to play this song at every funeral.
AN IMMORTAL BANGER
This song came out in 1999, and is still going quadruple platinum in 2023. This song will never go out of style. I can’t wait for the banger of the party it will be in 2099 when this song turns 100. You can pretend to hate on this song all you want, when it comes on you sing along. You don’t have to fight it anymore, it is okay. Did you have a tough Monday today? No worries, play this song when you’re getting ready tomorrow morning and I promise you it will be the best Tuesday of your life. OF YOUR LIFE I SAID! Oh, you don’t think this song should be on the Timeless Songs Playlist? Well, that’s too bad, because I’m in charge, and I Want It That Way.
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Oh, this song wasn’t good enough to be timeless? Explain how over a decade after its release it was used in one of the most iconic TV skits of all time then?!?!?!
