TEAM OF DESTINYYYYYYY! Just a bunch of fellas laughing it up at a good old-fashioned fart. How can you not root for this team?!?!?!? To whomever the player is that farted so loud and stinky the entire team loosened up and came out ready to kill, just know that I would like to say thank you, and personally shake your hand.
Now, I’m not scientist, but I would say this team clearly plays better when they are loose and care free. We are away tonight in game 6, it will be a hostile environment, how can we as fans propel this team to victory. A simple fart is not going to do it anymore, we have to go bigger, harder, and farther to bring this team a laugh before the game.
What is bigger than a fart? It’s quite simple. It is literally poop. James Dolan, Leon Rose, Tom Thibodeau, and all the Knicks players. If it helps you get loose tonight, I will gladly poop my pants for you. Whether you find it funny or repulsive, it will get your mind off of the game and you will play better. I WILL DO THAT FOR YOU!
Now that we have gotten past that, lets analyze the fart. If it was really that epic and hilarious, I would assume it sounded like this;
One so epic its like “Oh my God dude, did you just shit your pants?” Hilarious by the way, absolutely hilarious. But now that we have a feeling what it sounded like, who do we think committed the “crime?”
I have seen a lot of people online say it was Josh Hart, and personally I disagree. You see Josh Hart is the obvious answer, it feels like this is something he may do on the regular. So if he did it again, even if it was epic, would it really get the guys laughing and loosened up? Maybe, but I think there is someone else who may have been the culprit to get the team going.
That’s right. You can’t fool me “Precious.” The quiet guy in the locker room who just comes in and kills on the court. Nothing but business and professional, but he accidentally lets out a monster fart he thought was going to be silent. We’ve all been there Precious, we’ve all been there. I just want to say thank you for your service, because you got the Knicks ready to kill. Now it’s my turn. Knicks staff, you know how to reach me. Let’s all do our part in getting a win tonight, together!
