Halloween was earlier this week and McDonald’s has played the biggest trick on all of us. That’s right you guessed it, they brought their most disgusting sandwich on the menu back for a “final” time. The McRib.
In case you thought I was still in the Halloween spirit and trying to trick you, McDonald’s themselves told us about it last week. McDonald’s let me say something to you, mano y mano. You will not threaten me or anyone else into thinking this is a treat for us! “Oh, it’s the last time you’ll have get to eat some of Ronald McDonald’s ribs with pickles you have to get it before it’s too late.” FUCK NO! You cannot fool me again Ronald! The McRib is absolutely disgusting, straight up gross. I have tried a lot of different foods in my day, and I can say with all honesty this is one of the worst sandwiches I have ever had.
I got tricked in to trying the McRib one time, and it will never happen again. It was one of McDonald’s “it’s back for a limited time tour” from a few years back, the last one before this now “farewell” tour. I got suckered in by “the McRib is good truthers.” “You’ve never had a McRib? It’s so good.” “It’s the best sandwich McDonalds has! You have to try it.” “Dude you’re missing out, I’m going to eat one everyday it’s back and put some in the freezer so I can reheat them when they’re taken off the menu.” Beware of these people, they want to see the world burn! Alas, they did get me to try it though, and I imagine this is how they all felt after I caved.
That’s what I get for trying new things though. I could’ve stuck with the best item on the menu, (maybe in all of fast food) the Big Mac. But no, I wasted my money and ate this literal hot garbage. First you open the box and the entire sandwich is all over the place. I paid for the sandwich why do I have to put it together to?!? Let’s also talk texture, the Ribs were sus as fuck. They tasted like they were 3d printed. They’re squishy but a weird kind of squishy. Like that squishy where it’s like oh did my fart just turn into something more. Not the squishy you want, right? Right. What did it taste like you ask? Not ribs I’ll tell you that. Its cardboard drenched in a “mid” (remember from the earlier blog mid means not good not bad) BBQ Sauce. It’s a shame, a true shame because I love ribs, good ribs! I wouldn’t even call these ribs though, maybe they are butt bones because this sandwich is ass!
I’m a man of the people, and I don’t want you people to make the same mistakes as me! Don’t fall for old Ronald’s tricks. Let the Mcrib die! You don’t need to try it. When they bring it back in 10 years to try and get you to buy it again, remember when you read this blog! I should’ve trusted my gut knowing how terrible it would be, but instead I ended up getting an extra rib and hurt my gut! (LMAO at that joke? More like LMRO! “Laugh my Rib Off” Got em again!) Do yourself a favor and stay away from this disaster. When it comes to the Mcrib Mom was right… We’ve got food at home!
This was a good read. I almost fucked around and gave it a second chance. Thank you. Keep doing your thing 🔥
You the 🐐