Rivalries are prevalent in sports. It’s just the way it is. If you have a favorite team, you have a team that you absolutely despise. And yes, there are division rivalries of course. But there’s always that one team that you hate more than others. I’m talking generational hate. Like you hate the babies right now that are being born into that fanbase! One-of-a-kind hatred. The New York Giants just got bounced from the playoffs, and I think it’s time to rethink who we need to be directing a majority of our hate towards…
THE WASHINGTON COMMANDERS (FOOTBALL TEAM) ((REDSKINS))
Absolutely not. Yes, they are a division rival, and it is okay to hate them. But are they the team we should be hating the most? Not whatsoever. This is like one of those little brother scenarios. They aren’t good enough to hate. Even when they were good it was just like “eh I guess.” The best they were able to do was tie us this year? That doesn’t deserve generational hate. They have enough issues going on in their organization. I’m not concerned with them. Their mascot is a pig. I eat bacon for breakfast. The Commanders? I command them to miss the playoffs again next year. Got EM!
THE DALLAS COWBOYS
I feel like the older generation of Giants fans feels that this is where our hatred should be strongest. Listen, I fucking hate the Dallas Cowboys. Cannot fucking stand them. But I just don’t feel like they should have our strongest level of hated either. Like if our strongest level of hatred should be at 100% then the Cowboys can be at 98%. I mean they may have beat us in the regular season this year, but we have owned them in the playoffs when we faced them. It’s also comical that everyone knows they are frauds besides their own fans.
“Super Bowl Contenders” every single year just to get bounced. And I’m supposed to hate them? I think I should feel bad for them (I will never feel bad for them, I will continue to laugh at their demise every single year for the rest of their existence.) Last time they made a Super Bowl I wasn’t even born. This is why I don’t think the younger generation of Giants fans hates them the most but the older generation does. Since I’ve been alive, they’ve been a literal laughing stock. And they will continue to be 4ever! (Get it I used Dak’s number to say they will always suck.) I mean, just look at how they got eliminated from the playoffs last week…
THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK the Eagles. Fuck their stupid fucking team. Fuck their stupid fucking fans. Fuck their stupid fucking city. I HATEEEEEE THIS TEAM! This is the team we as Giants fans should be heating the most byyyyyy far. It’s not even close anymore. There stupid fucking coach celebrating on the sidelines. They have the most recent super bowl in our division (I won money on a Super Bowl box that year but still, FUCK EM!) Philly has just continuously had our number in recent years and it has made me sick. It’s made me sick since they had Mike Vick and Desean Jackson. The worst loss I have ever witnessed came to the eagles, and I’m not even talking about this past weekend…
“The New Miracle at The Meadowlands.” Fuck you Eagles fans, fuck you! Rewatching that video got me angry about it all over again. I remember exactly where I was when I watched the Giants blow that game, almost 13 years ago. I hate the eagles. They deserve 100% of the hatred. Eagle’s fans suck. They’re the Yankees fans of football, and they have only won 1 ring! Disgusting. They think they’re so big and bad and “true scumbags.” You’re not special Eagle’s fans, you are not special. Your bullshit ass team isn’t special either!
Well, that’s the take. There is no question anymore of whether it’s Dallas or Philly we need to hate more. The answer is Philly. The beatdown this weekend settles it. And this is not recency bias either. It’s generational HATRED!
