I feel like everyone, if not, a lot of people have an issue with being on time. I for one am terrible with it. I am always late. Late to work, late to meet up with friends and family (they will all agree to this,) late to go to sleep. You name it, I’m late to it. (My girlfriend is even later than me to everything, it’s really bad. She makes me look early. It makes me mad how late she is, and that’s literally coming from someone who’s ALWAYS late!) So, this got me thinking. Thinking about another super power for ordinary people. Thinking about people like myself, who are always late for everything. And being the genius that I am, I found a solution.
SUPER POWER TWO: ALWAYS BEING ON TIME
Yes… yes! It was so simple; I couldn’t believe I didn’t think of it earlier! (Maybe because I’m always late.) People who are always late, now have the power to always be on time. But how does this work? This is not teleporting, or super speed, oh no, no, no. This is ordinary people we’re talking about. For example, you’re on your way to work and there is a lot of traffic. Normally this would make you late, but for you that does not happen. Even in a traffic jam it feels like your lane moves the fastest, every time you merge your lane continues to move. You get to work on time. Not early, not late, but on time. How does it happen for you and nobody else? Well to simply put it, it’s your super power, not theirs.
You and your friends have brunch reservations in the city on a Saturday afternoon. Normally, you’re in a rush because you’re running a little late. Oh no, the subway is on a weekend schedule so it’s not running as frequently and you are late for your bottomless mimosas. All your friends laugh and joke that you could never make it on time. Sound all to familiar? Well, this is no longer an issue for you. You see, since you’re always on time, you never have to rush. You’re never running late. You always have enough time to get ready. The weekend train doesn’t run quickly, accept when you get to the station it’s there for you go get on. Because that is your super power. You will always be on time.
CONS
Now, you cannot be on time if you leave your house one (1) minute before you are supposed to be somewhere. Again, this is not super speed or teleportation. This will not stop your flight from getting cancelled or delayed, but you will never miss your flight for being late. You have to maintain some sort of schedule as you normally would. You just won’t be late because your super power will always work in your favor for you to be on time.
THIS BLOG COULD NOT BE MORE ON TIME
There is no such thing as rushing for you anymore because you are always on time. Maybe you think you’re running late but your friends were actually delayed, making you right on time. The boss says the meetings at 9am, but you have the shits. You think you’re running late, turns out he had car trouble. Making you right on time.
