Today is the day everyone. It is basically Christmas for big J journalists such as myself! The 2023 NFL draft has finally arrived. Will your team leave you with happiness, confusion, or agony from their pick? Well, we are almost on the clock so we won’t have to wait too much longer to see if your team drafts a future super star, or a BUST! Now I will admit, normally I don’t give a shit about the NFL draft. I look to see who the Giants draft and that’s it. I hate how we know all the picks before they happen. ESPN’s draft show sucks, and so does everyone else’s. It’s not really my thing. But I have a blog now, and that makes me a big J journalist, so I have to tap in.
I am here to give you Buttah’s 2023 mock draft, version 1.0. This is the most accurate mock draft in the history of mock drafts. I spoke with a bunch of sources, I got all the inside scoops, if this was an ice cream shop there would be no ice cream left. That’s how many scoops I have! Because that’s just how I roll. I look forward to doing this for the fans every year from here on out. So, without further ado here is the most accurate first round Mock Draft of all time.
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BUTTAH’S 2023 MOCK DRAFT VERSION 1.0
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ROUND 1
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